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Who Wants To Laugh???

I was just reading back through my blogs...the funny ones...and it really brightens up my day!! Everyone needs to laugh once in a while. When you put all your stress down in writing...Its actually funny! I had received this email about (The diary of a snow shoveler), http://baetzler.de/humor/snow_shoveler.html You have to read this!!! I would love to watch people's reaction to that story, because I read it out loud to my BF and couldn't even catch my breath it was so funny, TEARS were rolling down my cheeks!!! I still giggle when I think about it!! ohh...that was a good one. Hey, that could be my therapy when I'm in a bad mood, stressed or depressed...reading is supposed to calm your nerves and the story could cheer me up! So, if you need a "quack" doctor....save your money and email me...I'll cheer you up! I'm sure I'll have a similar story to share. I want to hear something absolutely halarious that anyone has heard or has happened to them, something like; when you try to tell the story you can't because you are laughing too hard...that kind! I have one.....Some one told me this story and I could even talk to her because i was laughing...I can't say any names so i will just use "Husband" and "Wife"... The wife is always changing or adding something in her house, (like me), One day someone gave her an extra King size mattress. She put it on top of her bed (so now its 2 mattress high plus box spring and extra bouncy!!). Well the husband comes home, he likes the mattress and they go to sleep that night. Husband has his routine every day like clock work, jumps up out of bed, gets dressed, ect. well... except this night, in the middle of the night he had to pee, forgetting about the extra mattress and how high he was off the floor....... Husband jumps out of bed like usual...but this time he bounces.... misses his footing...... and the floor..... stumbles at a speed of urgency... flies clear across the room and almost lands in the closet.... no clothes ,mind ya,.....laying there cussing the new mattress.
I drew a cartoon for a visual of the story. (...not intended to be dirty!!)
Wife dared to laugh.....But i did when she told the story......Tears just flew! I guess I have a very vivid imagination....because I can still laugh over this one until my belly hurts.....
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